An 18 year old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result show that the girl is pregnant! Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says. "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl pick up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enter the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and tell them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I cant marry her because of my personal family situation but i'll take charge. I will pay all cost and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl born, i will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a town houses, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be 2 factories and a $4,000,000 back account. If twins, they each will receive a factory and $2,000,000. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest i do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tell him, "You better fuck her again."
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